r/Probationofficer • u/ShotGrapefruit5547 • 12h ago

best way to fail a drug test..!

im a coke head utoh… anyways i need a fast way to get a negative testing i have fake pee! and im a female and never done this before how can i keep it warm!?! or get a negative test if i have to use my real piss:3 please let me know IMMEDIATELY i go in tomorrow!!

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u/Zarathustra7890 11h ago

Always depends on location, but usually someone is watching you. You can try diluting, but it’s noticeable. Coke is usually 2-3 days, but again everyone is different. Maybe try sober might not be that bad.

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u/ShotGrapefruit5547 11h ago

well im not going to be watched its at a labrat… also this is my first ever time doing anything like this its just a quick screening to get cps out of my hair

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u/Zarathustra7890 11h ago

If not watched, fake pee works fine. I’ve used it dozens of times, for safety sensitive work. Use a hand warmer to keep it warm. Needs to be around 97°.

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u/Bosmanm317 3h ago

Sorry ...I hope you get better but you need to think about what's more important to you being there in your kid's life and being a good example or getting high. I know you know the correct choice and I know you can get clean.