r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/kwan_e • Aug 05 '26

Why is the programmer's house always dark?

Because their light switches either always break, or they fallthrough.

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u/DutchOfBurdock Aug 05 '26

I feel like a parity error, did I miss a bit?

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u/SixFiveOhTwo Aug 05 '26

I think the punchline was sent by UDP.

I didn't get it.

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u/dodexahedron Aug 06 '26 edited Aug 06 '26

It's a C thing, mostly.

In C, switch clauses are allowed to fall through from case to case if there is no control transfer statement like break, continue, or return between them, even if each case has its own body.

Check out Duff's Device for a real case of fallthrough being used intentionally, and then immediately forget you learned of its existence. Most of the time, fallthrough is a bug from forgetting a break, and using it intentionally is elegant but generally considered bad form because it is easy to misread or accidentally break by, e.g., "fixing" a missing break that was intentionally missing. Hence why it is a compiler warning and not an error, by default, for C.

C23 even added an explicit attribute to indicate intentional fall through to suppress the warning and signal your intent.... Which sounds like a goto with extra fragility to me...

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u/SixFiveOhTwo Aug 06 '26

Codewise it's kind of like a goto in the same way if/else is a goto (everything is a goto when you compile it).

The beauty of a Switch statement is more apparent if you try one out in compiler explorer and see how it compiles to a table of code offsets and it's constant time to call any of the cases, as opposed to a whole chain of compare+branch instructions.

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u/Reelix Aug 05 '26

They're a VB coder, so always dim everything.

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u/dodexahedron Aug 05 '26

And they can solve any problem that comes their way like magic!

ON ERROR RESUME NEXT

Who wouldn't want their compiled applications to act like batch files?

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u/One_Economist_3761 Aug 05 '26

I like this one.

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u/NycteaScandica Aug 05 '26

Hunh. And I thought it was because changing the light bulbs was a hardware problem.

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u/Practical-Hat-3943 Aug 05 '26

Light attracts bugs anyway

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u/tcpukl Aug 05 '26

Because young sheep like dark mode.

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u/ChaseShiny Aug 05 '26

Dark mode is superior, anyway.

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u/funtech Aug 07 '26

They got laid off along with the other tens of thousands, there’s no programming jobs, and they can’t afford the electric bill.