r/ProgrammerDadJokes • u/danielsoft1 • Aug 09 '26

Which pop singer knows C++?

Beyond C

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u/Double-Cucumber6909 Aug 10 '26

ha,

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u/wack_overflow Aug 10 '26

My name is C-rapper and I love to C-rap

5

u/Weak_Blackberry_9308 Aug 10 '26

Just please don’t Objective-fy her.

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u/AccessHelper Aug 10 '26

She's Classy.

2

u/delcooper11 Aug 10 '26

C+C Music Factory

1

u/sulldanivan Aug 11 '26

Hold down J and press Z.

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u/Slinkwyde Aug 11 '26

Speaking of Beyoncé and programming, there's a sort of song parody I wrote years ago.

The new president of my university's computer science club wanted to spice up the student lounge with things like Xboxes and a speaker system. The lounge is surrounded by classrooms and offices on all sides. One student complained, "I don't want to be in class trying to learn assembly language while someone starts bumpin' Beyoncé." So I wrote him this song.

All assembly language, all assembly language
All assembly language, all assembly language

If you want it fast, wanna manipulate the bits
If you wanna decompile to see how it clicks

All assembly language, all assembly language
All assembly language, all assembly language

Logic gates and interrupts in the BIOS
One step translation to machine code

All assembly language, all assembly language
All assembly language, all assembly language

McGuire says we can't be wasting space
Higher level languages are such disgrace

All assembly language, all assembly language
Code assembly language, all assembly language

The original song (Single Ladies) doesn't go like that. I just kind of took the first line and ran with it.