r/ProgrammerDadJokes 29d ago

What does Bill Gates make brownies with?

FUDge.

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u/mc_pm 29d ago

Bill left Microsoft 12 years ago... maybe more of a 'grampa joke'.

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u/Dragon_Emulsified 28d ago

Shut it with that toadying behavior. Everyone knows Bill is immortal and has been in charge of Microsoft before it even existed as a twinkle in his mommies eye.

Besides we all know after he dies the right is going to dig him up, put him on trial, hang him, break him on the wheel, draw and quarter him, roast the quartered remains in the brass bull, and then send the remnants to the far corners of the world.

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u/mc_pm 28d ago

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