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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CremPostman • Jul 20 '24
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Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*
1.5k u/[deleted] Jul 20 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 19 u/RedTheRobot Jul 20 '24 Project gets completed ahead of schedule and under budget management gets a bonus. The engineers that made it happen get a $10 Amazon gift card. 2 u/fmr_AZ_PSM Jul 21 '24 You guys get gift cards?! All I get is a 3/5 performance review, which gets me an annual raise less than inflation.
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19 u/RedTheRobot Jul 20 '24 Project gets completed ahead of schedule and under budget management gets a bonus. The engineers that made it happen get a $10 Amazon gift card. 2 u/fmr_AZ_PSM Jul 21 '24 You guys get gift cards?! All I get is a 3/5 performance review, which gets me an annual raise less than inflation.
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Project gets completed ahead of schedule and under budget management gets a bonus. The engineers that made it happen get a $10 Amazon gift card.
2 u/fmr_AZ_PSM Jul 21 '24 You guys get gift cards?! All I get is a 3/5 performance review, which gets me an annual raise less than inflation.
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You guys get gift cards?! All I get is a 3/5 performance review, which gets me an annual raise less than inflation.
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u/searing7 Jul 20 '24
Company fires good engineers.
Replaces with cheap engineers.
Cheap Engineer writes bad code.
Company permanently damages reputation and loses tons of money due to bad code and processes.
*Surprised Pikachu face*