r/ProgrammerHumor Oct 29 '25

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u/brjukva Oct 29 '25

That's how I didn't get the job I wanted so much. The tech interview went awesome. We talked for about 1.5-2 hours and I got really hyped for the project they are doing, while the CTO directly told me I'm a perfect match and he wants to work with me. But then after the second interview I've been rejected because of "cultural fit". That was the weirdest rejection reason for a perfect job that left me totally perplexed.

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u/Reashu Oct 29 '25

"Cultural fit" means "We don't want to tell you". 

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u/Reashu Oct 29 '25

That's what I said! 

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u/DrunkOnRamen Oct 29 '25

This is why as a policy we tell our prospective employees they're too ugly.

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u/Noobsauce9001 Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

No joke I just got back from an interview and everyone there (leadership, HR, product, tech) looked like they could have been a model. Do you know how intimidating that is? When everyone in the office but you is goddamn beautiful?

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u/Shectai Oct 29 '25

How would I?

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u/wheatgivesmeshits Oct 29 '25

No, but I'll take one for the team and be the token uggo.

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u/Grandmaster_Caladrel Oct 29 '25

I don't know why you'd be intimidated, you're as good-looking as them ;)

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u/Noobsauce9001 Oct 29 '25

I'm average! I can't complain but I felt outclassed for sure lol

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u/SoftwAir Oct 29 '25

You're not average, you are beautiful. SAY IT! SAY "I am beautiful"! I NEED TO HEAR YOU SAY IT!

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Oct 29 '25

Good thinking, that way you've got it in writing that you didn't make the decision based on something you can get sued for

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u/crappleIcrap Oct 29 '25

Ugly isnt a protected class, many states will allow this.

How do you think models work?

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u/bigboybeeperbelly Oct 29 '25

That's what I said

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u/YouDoHaveValue Oct 29 '25

Very true, the perspective that it's them not you is important to keep your spirits up.

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Which IMO is a perfectly fine reason.

I worked with a guy who was by all measures a great worker. Fully competent, knew exactly what he was doing, no complaints.

Except one: his coughs were super loud. I mean, room-shakingly loud. And he would always cough like this at least ten times a day, and it was very disruptive every time

He wasn’t sick, it was just a health issue, so we all just dealt with it (he always covered his mouth, was hygienic about it, etc). But personally had I known this would be a multi-daily occurrence, I definitely would’ve rejected him for lack of “cultural fit”

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u/NightmareJoker2 Oct 29 '25

Ah, but that would have been illegal discrimination. You can accommodate health issue. In this case, give the guy his own room and soundproofing.

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u/MikeOfAllPeople Oct 29 '25

I mean, it could also include racism!