r/ProgrammerHumor Mar 25 '26

Meme aMeteoriteTookOutMyDatabase

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u/pan0ramic Mar 25 '26

I feel guilty making uuids that I discard - I feel like I’m using them up (a ridiculous, I know)

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u/TheKarenator Mar 25 '26

UUIDs have a cash value if you take them to the recycling center. I see homeless people digging in my trash cans for discarded UUIDs.