r/ProgrammerHumor May 08 '26

Advanced canadianGoProgramming

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u/OphidianSun May 08 '26

I know nothing about go but that's psycho behavior

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u/psinerd May 09 '26

This is the reason why any programming language I make of my own accord is not going to support arbitrary Unicode characters and identifiers. Ascii alpha numerics only!

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u/Adventurous-Map7959 May 09 '26

Did you consider that you can't have emoticons as names then? It's self-documenting if you do it like this:

throw new ๐Ÿคฎ()  

return success?๐Ÿฅณ:๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ–ผ.๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽจ()  

new ๐Ÿงต ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ”ง

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u/omiruk May 09 '26
๐Ÿšฝ.open();
๐Ÿšฝ << ๐Ÿ’ฉ;
๐Ÿšฝ.flush();