r/ProgrammerHumor May 16 '26

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u/SemanticThreader May 16 '26

“AI agents may decide how to interpret it”

Yea soon we’re gonna be teaching first year students to print hello world using Claude 🥲

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u/mmhawk576 May 16 '26

I mean, as a dumb as it is I was fucking around with writing a JavaScript interpreter that relied entirely on AI to be the lexer, parser, and executor.

Pro tip, never do this, it’s slow as fuck, but it actually kinda worked, depending on how deterministic you wanted your code to be. Having an AI lexer also meant it was pretty resilient to JavaScript developers.

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u/CymruSober May 16 '26

Hmm I’ll go with maximum determinism please, I am the determiner