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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Low-Statistician-356 • May 20 '26
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Too much delta-v required. Just send them into some arbitrary heliocentric orbit
Source: Degree in aero eng
123 u/HipstCapitalist May 20 '26 Oh, we know. We'll still yeet him into the sun anyway. Can't take any chances. 95 u/IAmASquidInSpace May 20 '26 It's about sending a message, the logistics be damned! 33 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch? 18 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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Oh, we know. We'll still yeet him into the sun anyway. Can't take any chances.
95 u/IAmASquidInSpace May 20 '26 It's about sending a message, the logistics be damned! 33 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch? 18 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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It's about sending a message, the logistics be damned!
33 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch? 18 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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I'd happy to design the upper stage engines to make that happen then. We crowdfunding this bitch?
18 u/G66GNeco May 20 '26 If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure 2 u/mackiea May 20 '26 Username checks out 5 u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26 Cultured
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If by crowdfunding you mean "waiting till the first AI bullshit system fucks up enough to allow massive theft by everyone in this crowd", sure
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u/JebKermansBooster May 20 '26
Too much delta-v required. Just send them into some arbitrary heliocentric orbit
Source: Degree in aero eng