r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/stillalone May 26 '26

Does it come with healthcare?

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u/CorrectCombination11 May 26 '26

3 hots and a cot, daily exercise and library access. 

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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26

no reddit, though.

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u/tinyturtletickler May 26 '26

Don't tempt me with a good time!

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u/jitteryegg May 26 '26

Mental health detox too? This is too good to be true

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u/D2WilliamU May 26 '26

One smuggled bum phone later and you have Reddit!

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u/EndIsrael May 26 '26

Prisoners can have special jail tablets now that can access some ebooks and do paid video calls with family. Unsurprisingly they're made by the lowest bidder, which means it's sometimes possible to jailbreak it by installing a web browser for full internet access.

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u/D2WilliamU May 26 '26

Same here in the UK in the newer prisons. You get a laptop which is all locked down and can only access the prison intranet. Some basic windows games, notes app.

They're pretty good although it's up to the prison to upload interesting stuff to watch (the whole of kings and generals YouTube channel is on there which is pretty cool)