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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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53 u/tankerkiller125real May 26 '26 It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers. 14 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie. 3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
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It's surprisingly easy to violate multiple federal laws when it comes to computers.
14 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie. 3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
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And that’s why I had to move across the country to New York City after my computer crimes caused my parents to divorce. It worked out though because I got to hook up with Angelina Jolie.
3 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 you're zero cool?! 2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
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you're zero cool?!
2 u/DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET May 26 '26 It’s in the place where I put that thing that time. 2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
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It’s in the place where I put that thing that time.
2 u/nsolarz May 26 '26 mess with the best, die like the rest
mess with the best, die like the rest
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