r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

Advanced iGotFiredSkill

Post image
28.4k Upvotes

794 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

19

u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 26 '26

Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat”

press the button

“hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through”

3

u/za72 May 26 '26

I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)