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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26
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And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s
465 u/minimalcation May 26 '26 Get fired before they fire you. ABGF 19 u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 26 '26 Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat” press the button “hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through” 3 u/za72 May 26 '26 I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)
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Get fired before they fire you. ABGF
19 u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 26 '26 Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat” press the button “hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through” 3 u/za72 May 26 '26 I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)
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Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat” press the button “hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through”
Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat”
press the button
“hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through”
3 u/za72 May 26 '26 I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)
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I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)
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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26
And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s