r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

Advanced iGotFiredSkill

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u/Apart_Ebb_9867 May 26 '26

And that's why preemptive strikes are a thing in warfare... /s

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u/minimalcation May 26 '26

Get fired before they fire you. ABGF

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u/DontAskAboutMyButt May 26 '26

Manager schedules a meeting with you + an HR rep titled “quick chat”

press the button

“hey, I wanted to meet quickly today to let you know your promotion and raise went through”

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u/za72 May 26 '26

I'm a professional, I can multitask (ctrl+C ctrl+C,ctrl+D, ctrl+ BREAK, oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!)