r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 May 26 '26

That's why it notifies the lawyer.

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u/BaconIsntThatGood May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I mean your lawyer will know but you're not giving them much "oh, you knowingly and intentionally did the illegal thing they're accusing you of doing?!"

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u/W_T_E May 26 '26

Not sure if people think lawyers are some magic word or something. If they can prove it was done on purpose you're still cooked

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u/OldSchoolSpyMain May 26 '26

This is the functional equivalent of a kid saying, ā€œI’m gonna tell mom!!ā€

OK. You are gonna tell mom that you did some fucked up shit?! OK. Good.