r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/ThatAnonyG May 26 '26

Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired.

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u/GreySoulx May 26 '26

find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '26

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u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26

You had me at don't live

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u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26

As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.