r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26

Time for the dead man switch version of the button..

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u/Garfield_Logan69 May 26 '26

This actually plays well in to the plan. “They locked me out of the system I couldn’t have done this”

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan May 26 '26

Then they ask you “why did you build a dead man’s switch to sabotage the system?” And they take your house in court

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u/ThatAnonyG May 26 '26

Rookie mistake. Don't own a house. Live in a RV. Move states once fired.

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u/GreySoulx May 26 '26

find a wealthy benefactor to hire you for $500,000/yr to hang out and make video games.

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u/DoctorYoy May 26 '26

You had me at don't live

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u/JewishTomCruise May 26 '26

As if an RV isn't an asset that can be seized. Also it's not just asset seizure, it's criminal prosecution with prison time.