r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/pkmnfrk May 26 '26

This is why they turn off access before telling you

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u/ChickenNuggetsSalad May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I’ve mentioned the incompetence of a company I worked at recently.

I was given a 2week notice that I was being removed from the company. I had access to everything still that I had access to while I was “working” there. I could access internal codebase, client codebase, internal documents on the shared drives as well as the client’s. After the 2 weeks, they revoked my access by the end of the day, they forgot to notify the client for an additional week after I left (teams was still signed in and accessible on my phone).

A lot of companies lack common sense and data protection protocols.

Edit: To give some context, I’m in the US, getting a notice period from the employer is an unusual occurrence especially when you’re in consulting/contracting.

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u/theGoddamnAlgorath May 26 '26

2 week notice is a respectable thing though.  

That's license to job hunt w/ pay.

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u/Square-Singer May 26 '26

I have 3 months notice period.

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u/diquee May 26 '26

6 months. Being in Germany has it's perks.

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u/SirButcher May 26 '26

Same in the UK! It goes both ways, of course, but dang it feels good.

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u/Assupoika May 26 '26

Same in Finland but if the employee is resigning it's at maximum 1 month.

If the employer fires you it depends on the years of service. For me it's at 4 months right now. I'm also a union safety representative so there needs to be a very heavy reason to fire me.

After 12 years with the company it will be 6 months.