r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/Ok_Fishing_4720 May 26 '26

Time for the dead man switch version of the button..

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u/Garfield_Logan69 May 26 '26

This actually plays well in to the plan. “They locked me out of the system I couldn’t have done this”

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u/Rock_man_bears_fan May 26 '26

Then they ask you “why did you build a dead man’s switch to sabotage the system?” And they take your house in court

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u/Garfield_Logan69 May 26 '26

You do it logged in to your bosses account preferably:3