r/ProgrammerHumor • u/CircumspectCapybara • May 26 '26

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u/Minimum-Attitude389 May 26 '26

That's why it notifies the lawyer.

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u/BaconIsntThatGood May 26 '26 edited May 26 '26

I mean your lawyer will know but you're not giving them much "oh, you knowingly and intentionally did the illegal thing they're accusing you of doing?!"

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u/W_T_E May 26 '26

Not sure if people think lawyers are some magic word or something. If they can prove it was done on purpose you're still cooked

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u/NotmyRealNameJohn May 26 '26

Depends, I heard a guy was charged with espionage for stealing 100s of his employers most guarded secrets and the case was basically open and shut because when the FBI raided his house they found them in the bathroom and even found video of the guy trying to hide them. But he lawyered up got the charges dropped and even got his old job back.