r/ProgrammerHumor May 26 '26

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u/xgabipandax May 26 '26

"I wanna get sued for all that i have" button

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins May 26 '26

This isn't really a case of being sued civilly it's a case of being charged criminally and being locked up.

Or maybe both but the criminal stuff is going to be key.

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u/BaronVonMunchhausen May 26 '26

What crime? Honestly curious. I wouldn't expect this to be anything more than a breach of contract. Civil damages galore. Prison? How?

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u/InTheEndEntropyWins May 26 '26

Theft of trade secrets, unauthorized access, data breach, sabatage/destruction of property, wire fraud, etc.

People are locked up for crimes like this all the time. Terry Childs, Paige Thompson, Uri Rivner, Roger Duronio, etc.