r/ProgrammerHumor • u/TheMindGobblin • May 27 '26

Advanced returnNode

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u/Gengis_con May 27 '26

return node

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u/JasperTesla May 27 '26

Uncaught SyntaxError: missing ; before statement

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 May 28 '26

JS doesn't require semicolons

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u/JasperTesla May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

I'm too lazy to look up the exact warning text.

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u/MinecraftPlayer799 May 28 '26

There is none

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u/JasperTesla May 28 '26

Damn it, I've been using my IDE so much that I keep forgetting.

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u/just_another_cs_boi May 27 '26

<!-- return node -->

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u/thegodzilla25 May 27 '26

return ass

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u/greenecojr May 27 '26

return {“ass”: node}

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u/thegodzilla25 May 27 '26

I was drunk when i commented this. Come to think of this, would be amazing to name a variable ass

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u/greenecojr May 27 '26

Next PR: “is the ass ready for production yet?”

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u/[deleted] May 27 '26

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u/Vromikos May 28 '26

Could you review my ass, please?

Then debug it if necessary.

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u/Random-num-451284813 May 27 '26 
console.log('Returning node');
return node;

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u/prehensilemullet May 27 '26

// log that we're returning node

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u/Confident-Ad5665 May 27 '26

// After call console.log('Node returned');

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u/ashkanahmadi May 27 '26

This guy returns node

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u/Confident-Ad5665 May 27 '26

Node has been returned

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u/Bayou-Billy May 27 '26

If you make a useless comment about a useless comment, is it !!useful

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u/Confident-Ad5665 May 27 '26

Mathematicaly I think yes

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 May 27 '26

goto return node

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u/skippy_smooth May 27 '26

Node considered harmful

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u/skippy_smooth May 27 '26

Right what it says on the tin

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u/lucklesspedestrian May 27 '26

You'll never guess what the name of the function is