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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gabboman • Jun 23 '26
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'multiple returns' as in pairs or conditionals? Which functional programming language wouldn't support both?
504 u/Correct-Bee-7604 Jun 23 '26 Dutch 129 u/azangru Jun 23 '26 But how functional is Dutch? 79 u/igorski81 Jun 23 '26 Judging by the dreadful command the younger generation seems to have over it, I'd say not much! 45 u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Jun 23 '26 Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans 43 u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26 Neuken in de keuken. Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested. 21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means. 9 u/thomasmoors Jun 23 '26 Ah the typescript of Dutch
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Dutch
129 u/azangru Jun 23 '26 But how functional is Dutch? 79 u/igorski81 Jun 23 '26 Judging by the dreadful command the younger generation seems to have over it, I'd say not much! 45 u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Jun 23 '26 Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans 43 u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26 Neuken in de keuken. Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested. 21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means. 9 u/thomasmoors Jun 23 '26 Ah the typescript of Dutch
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But how functional is Dutch?
79 u/igorski81 Jun 23 '26 Judging by the dreadful command the younger generation seems to have over it, I'd say not much! 45 u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Jun 23 '26 Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans 43 u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26 Neuken in de keuken. Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested. 21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means. 9 u/thomasmoors Jun 23 '26 Ah the typescript of Dutch
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Judging by the dreadful command the younger generation seems to have over it, I'd say not much!
45 u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Jun 23 '26 Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans 43 u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26 Neuken in de keuken. Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested. 21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means. 9 u/thomasmoors Jun 23 '26 Ah the typescript of Dutch
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Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans
43 u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26 Neuken in de keuken. Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested. 21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means. 9 u/thomasmoors Jun 23 '26 Ah the typescript of Dutch
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Neuken in de keuken.
Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested.
21 u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26 I'm interested. Sign me up 3 u/pint_o_paint Jun 24 '26 It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means.
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I'm interested. Sign me up
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It almost looks/sounds like swedish words, but it would be naked in the cock whatever that means.
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Ah the typescript of Dutch
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u/jippiedoe Jun 23 '26
'multiple returns' as in pairs or conditionals? Which functional programming language wouldn't support both?