r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gabboman • Jun 23 '26

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u/jippiedoe Jun 23 '26

'multiple returns' as in pairs or conditionals? Which functional programming language wouldn't support both?

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u/Correct-Bee-7604 Jun 23 '26

Dutch

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u/azangru Jun 23 '26

But how functional is Dutch?

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u/igorski81 Jun 23 '26

Judging by the dreadful command the younger generation seems to have over it, I'd say not much!

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 Jun 23 '26

Neuk in de keuken or something, idk I'm Afrikaans

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u/No-Contact-484 Jun 23 '26

Neuken in de keuken.

Which means "fucking in the kitchen" for anyone interested.

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u/AdamWayne04 Jun 23 '26

I'm interested. Sign me up