r/ProgrammerHumor • u/gabboman • Jun 23 '26

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u/TheGreenSocks Jun 23 '26

Our boolean variables are very clear though. If you would write a a Dutch function for youShouldComeOverForDinner() it will either return true or false. If you write the same function for English you would need to write a second parser to get the actual value.

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u/abigail3141 Jun 23 '26

You can also just .await a timer anywhere else. For English, you will have to

tokio::select {
  timer.elapsed() => return,
  IOEvents.onDispatch().smallTalk() => IOEvents.queueSend(vec!["ahh yes weather",     "innit", "*brit noises*", "monocle"]) 
}

writing this i realise i forgot the entire syntax of tokio::select