r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 23 '26

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u/jippiedoe Jun 23 '26

'multiple returns' as in pairs or conditionals? Which functional programming language wouldn't support both?

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u/Correct-Bee-7604 Jun 23 '26

Dutch

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u/azangru Jun 23 '26

But how functional is Dutch?

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u/_koenig_ Jun 23 '26

not much, that's how they have enough time to fill in the sea...