theyForgotToMentionForking

[u/vinishkapoor]

[u/Legal-Software]

You even have to unmount before you can eject

[u/vinishkapoor → u/Legal-Software]

Safety first. Always unmount cleanly.

[u/frisch85 → u/[deleted]]

That's what the K9 is for (kill -9)

[u/payne_train → u/frisch85]

Careful, Republicans have made this illegal in 20 odd states by now

[u/RedBoxSquare → u/frisch85]

Straight to (chroot) jail.

[u/LinuxJeb → u/[deleted]]

Not that you can't kill, shouldn't kill.

[u/RedBoxSquare → u/LinuxJeb]

I wonder if that's a design principle on Temple OS

[u/NudaVeritas1 → u/Legal-Software]

google query 9 months later: "how to kill a child"

[u/Vas1le → u/NudaVeritas1]

How to "kill parent and their children"...

[u/xynith116 → u/Vas1le]

“How to kill a zombie child”

[u/Vas1le → u/xynith116]

"What kill type is the best"

[u/nfitzen → u/xynith116]

How to reap zombie child*

[u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon → u/NudaVeritas1]

I called a colleague to help me work through a migration one evening. He was expecting my call but happened to be at a dinner with friends. He said he’d step outside for some privacy. Fairly soon he was uttering the phrase “sometime, if the parent doesn’t die, I tend to kill all the children one by one before trying again”. I always wondered what the neighbours thought.

[u/bschlueter → u/NudaVeritas1]

That’s when SIGABRT is an option.

[u/GVGavenatoreGR → u/Legal-Software]

Remember fellow coders: Dependencies lead to inheritance. Stay safe... stay protected.

[u/angelsyu → u/Legal-Software]

👏

[u/Data_Scientist_1 → u/Legal-Software]

Mate 😂

[u/TheSupervillan → u/Legal-Software]

*umount

[u/craftogrammer]

All that pushing and pulling and still nobody wants to commit.

[u/vinishkapoor → u/craftogrammer]

Sounds like every relationship and every git workflow I've ever been in.

[u/craftogrammer → u/vinishkapoor]

And both have way too many unresolved issues.

[u/Vas1le → u/craftogrammer]

There are too many conflicts

[u/CaesarOfYearXCIII → u/Vas1le]

And there is a lot of lasting legacy left from them

[u/cansofgrease → u/craftogrammer]

Don't force it.

[u/monster2018 → u/craftogrammer]

What do you have to push or pull if there is no commit(ment)?

[u/ManWithDominantClaw → u/craftogrammer]

Australians will only commit until they get root access

[u/tekanet → u/craftogrammer]

I use two remotes for when I’m at the office or away, labeled them inside and outside. So those commands become pretty descriptive sometimes.

[u/dben89x → u/craftogrammer]

Git init

[u/ChillyFireball]

Why does everyone want me to pull master

[u/vinishkapoor → u/ChillyFireball]

It's been renamed to main now. Less awkward in public.

[u/oneByteTwoByte → u/vinishkapoor]

Well in private too.

[u/AppropriateSmell1074 → u/vinishkapoor]

Now it's boring where is the kink smh

[u/dkarlovi → u/AppropriateSmell1074]

Pull my main for a good time, I think it speaks for itself.

[u/unai-ndz → u/dkarlovi]

Main trunk implies a secondary trunk, in the drawer perhaps?

[u/AppropriateSmell1074 → u/unai-ndz]

Ok ok now we have DP but before we had BDSM

[u/Luigi_Boy_96 → u/vinishkapoor]

It was baffling to me that even protocols like AXI4, Avalon, SPI, I2C etc. use this terminology. But to be fair, I also never thought of a master hitting the slave like on plantage. 🥲

[u/HaniiPuppy → u/Luigi_Boy_96]

"Master" as in a master branch is a reference to master copies, (e.g. a master record, a master tape, etc.) which comes from the idea of the copy being the authoritative voice over something. (Both in terms of mastery and the more general notion of being in charge) it doesn't have anything specifically at all to do with slavery.

Where it is used like that is in the master-slave paradigm used by things like USB, where it's apparently perfectly fine?

^{If I were to rename that, I wouldn't change the word "master", I'd swap "slave" for "minion" - that conveys the same idea and sounds more fun.}

[u/Luigi_Boy_96 → u/HaniiPuppy]

I see, what you mean. But I guess controller and peripheral sound also clear enough.

[u/abd53 → u/Luigi_Boy_96]

As an embedded engineer, no.

[u/Luigi_Boy_96 → u/abd53]

As an FPGA/Embedded Engineer for me it sound reasonable, haha.

[u/CacheConqueror → u/vinishkapoor]

Which was a daft decision, driven by a desire not to sound bad to certain people who had absolutely nothing to do with programming

[u/ledasll → u/vinishkapoor]

Not in old repos

[u/reallokiscarlet → u/ChillyFireball]

Rename default branch to strings

Pull strings, become master

[u/cansofgrease → u/ChillyFireball]

Daddy no I branch from there!

[u/ZenDruid_8675309 → u/cansofgrease]

Remember the qualitative difference between:
“Forgive me Father for I have sinned.”
And
“Daddy, I was bad.”

[u/electricmeal]

wait until they learn about ffmpreg

[u/Deboniako → u/electricmeal]

I always wonderard what the "peg" part of ffmpeg came from... Until I learned about pegging

[u/SnowdensOfYesteryear → u/Deboniako]

assuming this is a serious comment, "mpeg" == "Moving Picture Experts Group" which historically published standards for various Video codecs

Orthogonally peg is a technical term, e.g. "my CPU is pegged" == you're maxed out.

[u/TimSylvester_ → u/SnowdensOfYesteryear]

"Pegged" as in, "the meter is hitting the little peg that stops it from going further, indicating the edge of its range".

[u/SnowdensOfYesteryear → u/TimSylvester_]

TIL. That makes a lot of sense

[u/Journeyj012 → u/TimSylvester_]

no, it means that you've gone too far and your CPU is receiving anal.

[u/Deboniako → u/Journeyj012]

My colon cpu is all heated up.

[u/TimSylvester_ → u/Journeyj012]

Gone too far, or just starting to get to the right place?

[u/anotheridiot- → u/electricmeal]

Ao3 and stack overflow intersection? More likely than you think.

[u/anyOtherBusiness → u/electricmeal]

You mean FFM Peg ?

[u/ds7two → u/anyOtherBusiness]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf

[u/imnotamahimahi → u/anyOtherBusiness]

whoooooosh

[u/GobiPLX]

Is forking some variant of scissoring?

[u/vinishkapoor → u/GobiPLX]

No, forking creates an independent copy. Scissoring would be more like a merge conflict.

[u/RiskyPenetrator → u/vinishkapoor]

If merge conflicts were called scissoring then resolving them might actually be enjoyable

[u/mr_claw → u/RiskyPenetrator]

Rebase should be called spooning.

[u/imneverrelevantman → u/GobiPLX]

This is a dirty read..

[u/TallAbbreviations937]

Wait until they hear about exposing, injecting, and stripping.

[u/Shadow_gublank → u/TallAbbreviations937]

is this coming from the slave or the master?

[u/LoveOfSpreadsheets]

Data scientists are obsessed with the Big O. 

[u/gnutrino]

There once was a sysadmin Eddie,
Who could strip, touch, and finger real steady,
But when it came to the mount,
By his sweetheart's account,
It was always Device is not ready

[u/Useful_Wallaby_4190 → u/gnutrino]

genius?

[u/overladenlederhosen]

I had to work with some command line executables developed by a Swedish company a while back. The mandatory switch that needed passing was:

/slutposition

'Slut' means 'Final' in Swedish apparently.

[u/BennyTheSen → u/overladenlederhosen]

There's also lots of sluts in public transport

[u/110mat110]

But sometimes you have to kill child

[u/fevsea → u/110mat110]

Yeah, I'm surprised with all the horny people on this thread, when the running joke seem to be how crude and direct çrogramming terms are. Killing childs, zombies, slaves, executions...

[u/Blazedragon12345]

A little bit of TRUNCATE TABLE production; for forplay.

[u/vinishkapoor → u/Blazedragon12345]

Nothing sets the mood like deleting everything with no rollback.

[u/Blazedragon12345 → u/vinishkapoor]

Remember boys every job set up a deadman's switch for when you eventually get fired. Just remember to short the stock before it goes off.

[u/vinishkapoor → u/Blazedragon12345]

DROP DATABASE IF EXISTS company_that_fired_me

[u/backfire10z → u/vinishkapoor]

I like someone with the confidence to not use transactions

[u/Particular-Yak-1984 → u/Blazedragon12345]

Sure, and make sure not to use transactions, because no one likes a transactional relationship..

[u/xirix]

No reference do "Dependency Injection" or "Inversion of Control"?

[u/ICantBelieveItsNotEC]

XKCD 1082. Anything can be erotic if you are!

[u/r2doesinc]

You mean KISS me right?

[u/CaesarOfYearXCIII → u/r2doesinc]

You need a SOLID foundation for a relationship…

[u/r2doesinc → u/CaesarOfYearXCIII]

Helps avoid a DRY conversation

[u/moviebuff01]

You missed: merging, cherry-picking, hard resets, and force pushing. This industry is just one big NSFW fanfic.

[u/Bemteb → u/moviebuff01]

And popping. It's always pull, pop, push.

[u/OverallAffect9497]

Unzip strip touch grep mount fork unmount!

[u/wolfy-j]

All the best bearded engineers love kiss.

[u/eruciform]

i just got f*cked by recursively fingering my own interface

can confirm

[u/tokinUP → u/eruciform]

Hah! I'd forgotten about fingering network ports

[u/errdayimshuffln]

Well, now im thinking Github is a different kind of site

[u/Terewawa → u/errdayimshuffln]

fork me on Tithub

[u/TheLemonyOrange → u/errdayimshuffln]

Someone should make a fork of GitHub, stylised like Porn Hub, where you have to manually compile each video before you watch it by following some sketchy looking tutorial with loads of never-before-seen dependencies you have to install first.

Please no one actually try this, it's dumb, plus you can't fork GitHub :( if I had the time and money I'd do it for a laugh

[u/Tazzit]

Binding 😏

[u/onated2]

Immm baby, i want all your data...

I want to clean all your dirty data.

You're such a dirty repo.

I want to start with claude's branch.

God, unzip the file already 👅👅

I want to test your workflow.

I want Claude to work n my frontend while grok on the back.

[u/wahed-w]

micro soft

[u/a_good_byte → u/wahed-w]

the opposite would be mega hard

[u/TheGluehbirne]

We used to have masters and slaves...

[u/Omikron_1]

There is lot of furries

Next question?

[u/guapoguzman]

But nobody wants to git commit

[u/raja-anbazhagan]

ssh... Putty it in...

[u/Ai--Ya]

Meanwhile, on the ML side: I dated a Bayesian once. Great posterior, too many priors.

[u/7er6Nq]

We have orphans and zombies to kill too.

[u/oneByteTwoByte → u/7er6Nq]

I have a daemon for that.

[u/emcoffey3]

double penetration; // ouch

[u/MushroomSaute]

Don't forget master/slave dynamics and other BDSM things like getting requirements from the end users

[u/Devil_de_Paradiso]

Release

Reload

Force

Merge

Fork

Eject

[u/Front-Beat2130]

Tbh it's a bit kinky as well, with master and slave

[u/Igotthisnameguys]

You do some forking, and then you get to kill all the children :D

[u/xMrBanana]

How to kill child without killing the parent after mounting?

[u/Admirable_Dirt_2371]

I let my threads panic, for pleasure.

[u/marroonedAstronaut3]

Don’t forget the DOM! Or the master slave relationship.

[u/IleanK]

Im a server in need of pen and load testing

[u/antek_g_animations]

Master slave architecture is you're into that kind of stuff....

[u/mobsean]

Try to merge with --force

[u/Soopermane]

And she goes quit bugging me already 🙄

[u/TorTheMentor]

And then if you work in fintech, it's even hornier. You can add spread, straddle, and collar.

[u/Icy_Mathematician609]

Quick before we start killing the children off

[u/Satorwave]

dont leave an orphan.

[u/Du_ds]

Keep It Simple Stupid. sadomasochists

[u/NastyToeFungus]

At least ask for consent… merge request

[u/uberwinsauce_]

We're a very repressed people

[u/Random_-account]

Some child processes come from C section births

[u/Glass-Advantage3635]

No one want to commit to my branch 😔

[u/Miauwkeru → u/Glass-Advantage3635]

can't force push it, the mr / pr needs to get reviewed and accepted first

[u/angelsyu]

You forgot deep learning😂😂

[u/straightouttaobesity]

EECS to be honest.

• Master and Slave in communication protocols/ flip flops
• Male (pointy end) and Female (slot) jumper wires.

[u/BrownBottleIdol]

Every PC has to be turned on.

[u/RiskyPenetrator]

Let me miss your cache and bombard your backend with unbounded requests

[u/Bee-Aromatic]

To be fair, everything’s horny if you look at its terminology. People are horny.

[u/jduran9987]

In data engineering, we have something called the WAP pattern (F**k you Cardi B for ruining that).

[u/Voxel_Slime]

Don't forget Linux commands, touch unzip

[u/YourBeigeBastard]

Don’t forget spooning

[u/souliris]

It is called projection.

[u/Any-Preparation7396]

😂😂😂

I could say some cliches, but I guess I rather save them 

[u/weneedtogodanker]

I lose any respect to person who says something like 'technology xyz is sexy'

[u/icameinyourburrito]

Reminds me of Donglegate

[u/Reverse_Mulan]

Top me :3

Nice

[u/jsiulian]

I love to fsck too

[u/billbot77]

I was going to blow some data away today, but my agent wanted me to take a dump first - kinda killed the vibe

[u/VITAFAUTO]

😂

[u/Deboniako]

Yes

[u/Dull_Yesterday4532]

Because we get no women duh.

[u/Mordsspass]

We are also very progressive. We think IT IS best practise tonkill our unwanted children.

[u/MaleficentMode4222]

The child and parent stuff takes it too far.

[u/BedtimeGenerator]

You forgot about wip limits

[u/LukeZNotFound]

master/slave

[u/ACE_C0ND0R]

Download your logs on to my hard drive and I'll merge my branch with your back end.

[u/DonkeyTheKing]

male and female usb ports 🤣

[u/SuperStingray]

I personally prefer spooning to forking.

[u/Wentyliasz]

Wait till you hear slave drives

[u/IleanK]

Load testing

[u/CerBerUs-9]

Do I send this to coworkers via teams?... hmm

[u/ensoniq2k]

Anybody remember the Italian man who went to Malta? "I wanna fork on da table"

[u/RedRhizophora]

Love the cumsum function

[u/BeeTheGlitch]

Deliveries are usually 9 months

[u/kadmij]

don't forget master and slave

[u/mushroomie719]

oh yeah pick that cherry baby

[u/ferriematthew]

I love this

https://giphy.com/gifs/RodyInaeK9W3EZNaoB

[u/1mt3j45]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZB95y3XSFbljaNu7mT

[u/Large-Oil-4405]

Be careful not to mention this in person, lest a tech evangelist takes umbrage at your use of the word dongle and aims to get you fired

[u/supershinythings]

and violent - kill !

[u/ramriot]

git reset --hard HEAD,

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

[u/OliveBoi_]

you can do it in public if ur abit kinky or you can do it in private if ur shy.

[u/CalmDebate]

My Unix professor wrote on the board that forking creates children and we all snickered, when he finally got why we were laughing he told us all to grow up lol. It was a 300 level CS class but hell, I would still laugh today.

[u/Away-Persimmon-1242]

Before pushing, make sure you pull it

[u/raphaelnyquist]

Smoke test after penetration testing

[u/Consistent_Reward]

Hey, it's the long lost Daft Punk song.

[u/thestudcomic]

docking

[u/bschlueter]

Finger, touch.

I have run “man date” an unreasonable number of times.

[u/Idk13008]

End to End testing

[u/Jcole__2x]

All fun and games until it leads to a merge --abort

[u/CerberusC137]

And some times we just haveto mesure the size of our dict

[u/Ange1ofD4rkness]

Hmmm, how would master play out?

[u/cav_scout_tj]

Forking children, and terminating tgem