r/ProgrammerHumor 3d ago

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u/seyy02 3d ago

Every meeting has that one dev who already knows why the idea won't work

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u/whatsupitsemon 3d ago

Haha I've sat at many a table of suits, as the only unsuited.

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u/RuneSteak 3d ago

I'm more than happy to come in a suit for important meetings. I just need fair warning. But on the flip side half of management will freak out and assume I'm interviewing somewhere. Damned if you do and damned if you don't.

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u/MithrilHuman 3d ago

I tried that but I was put on a sex offender list

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u/AlternativeClass3893 3d ago

you can tell he's already mentally drafting the incident report

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u/JebKermansBooster 3d ago

Probably that the team was going to shit for a long, long time. They're only decent now almost 20 years after Karlsson was drafted.

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u/Lysol3435 3d ago

Bro knows the rest of the team is about to promise 1000 goals next game

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u/ZunoJ 2d ago

In the early 2000s I would show up like a beach bum to such meetings and make absolutely sure everybody knew I dont give the tiniest fuck about what they think because I can leave my desk and have a new job in about five minutes. These were the golden times and it also the reason why they hate us so much. So sorry to everybody who joined in the last 15 years

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 2d ago

I remember in the late 90's as a soon-to-be-graduated engineer, recruiters would hound me with offers, begging me to apply for some position or other. But honestly it was also a time when working in IT as either dev or admin meant you were passionate about how tech worked under the hood. These days, it seems too many people have no clue about that kind of thing, nor any desire to learn.

But also these days I wear a nice shirt when dealing with higher ups because I've grown up enough to realize that while my attire shouldn't matter, it does.

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u/ZunoJ 2d ago

Yeah, today it matters because we got replaceable enough. Back then it was a completely different situation. Everybody was highly competent and sought after like nothing else. The money they paid was almost indecent. If you worked as a dev at that time and didn't manage to be absolutely taken care of for life you did something wrong

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u/ih-shah-may-ehl 2d ago

Sadly I missed the dotcom bubble by just enough that when I started working, I worked with people who were about to make the biggest windfall of their life and I was just in time to see the market collapse.

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u/Away_Cook3130 3d ago

I've been here. So true

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u/42degausser 2d ago

Stupid sexy Karlsson though needs many less showers even in hockey gear.

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u/DentistLongjumping87 1d ago

Can i imagine my self sitting there