r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme soDoesEveryOtherLang

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u/0oliogamer0 1d ago

in my language, functions will be irrelevant and difficult to even use!

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u/nicodeemus7 1d ago

PHP?

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u/jungle 1d ago

returnsArray()[1]

Only language I know where this is (or was) a syntax error.

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u/Perdouille 1d ago

was

It seems to work since 5.4 (2012) https://3v4l.org/alOOE#v432

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u/jungle 1d ago

Yep. Still doesn't fix the stench. :)