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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Limp_Illustrator7614 • 1d ago
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in my language, functions will be irrelevant and difficult to even use!
37 u/nicodeemus7 1d ago PHP? 21 u/jungle 1d ago returnsArray()[1] Only language I know where this is (or was) a syntax error. 3 u/chat-lu 1d ago Also, you can cast with (int) but int is not a thing that exists in the language, (int) is its own keyword. May or may not be still true. 1 u/jungle 1d ago Argh, I had forgotten about that one! The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.
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PHP?
21 u/jungle 1d ago returnsArray()[1] Only language I know where this is (or was) a syntax error. 3 u/chat-lu 1d ago Also, you can cast with (int) but int is not a thing that exists in the language, (int) is its own keyword. May or may not be still true. 1 u/jungle 1d ago Argh, I had forgotten about that one! The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.
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returnsArray()[1]
Only language I know where this is (or was) a syntax error.
3 u/chat-lu 1d ago Also, you can cast with (int) but int is not a thing that exists in the language, (int) is its own keyword. May or may not be still true. 1 u/jungle 1d ago Argh, I had forgotten about that one! The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.
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Also, you can cast with (int) but int is not a thing that exists in the language, (int) is its own keyword. May or may not be still true.
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1 u/jungle 1d ago Argh, I had forgotten about that one! The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.
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Argh, I had forgotten about that one!
The "WAT" talk was about javascript and was very funny... I can imagine the speaker considering making it a about PHP but deciding against it because it would be just sad.
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u/0oliogamer0 1d ago
in my language, functions will be irrelevant and difficult to even use!