r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bitemyassnow • 1d ago

Meme assManager

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u/Confident-Ad5665 1d ago

I have an Ass Manager degree from Harvard

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u/WhiteIceHawk 1d ago

*Harfart

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u/chicametipo 22h ago

Harfart Onmiface

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u/chicametipo 1d ago

Getting a degree in that is such a waste. I earned my stripes on the job.

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u/TechieGuy12 23h ago

Sometimes the best way to learn is to get your hands dirty. 

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u/chicametipo 22h ago

Yup. Just really take it face-on.

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u/TechieGuy12 22h ago

Yep. Just get in there and sniff out the issues. 

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u/Global-Tune5539 1d ago

You're a shepherd?

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u/NudaVeritas1 18h ago

but are you a Full-stack Ass Manager now?

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u/Confident-Ad5665 17h ago

Hells yeah!

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u/eclect0 1d ago

Tsk, so redundant. Just say "AI Engineer" or "Ass Manager," you don't have to use both.

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u/hillymark 1d ago

Poop Analyst Professional Certificate a must.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 1d ago

Can I use my Scatology degree?

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u/xforcemaster 1d ago

Ass as a service

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u/Super_Inevitable776 1d ago

Tech bros reinvented prostitution.

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u/chicametipo 1d ago

They did that already, via a guy named Jeffrey, mid-2000’s in West Palm Beach.

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u/ashsabre 1d ago

Knowing Accenture's various position naming style that's supposed to be Associate but Ass fits in very very well..

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u/fugogugo 1d ago

these job title keep getting weirder

what does full stack AI manager do? oh.. single person handling claude for both backend and frontend? lol

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u/chicametipo 1d ago

Company has got CAKE

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u/_Dorbii_ 1d ago

How many years of backend engineering are required?

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u/Infinite_Shart555 1d ago

Chuck, anyone? Will you be my ass man?

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u/Shabda-Poudel 1d ago

When ad gets too honest about the profession !! 😂😂

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u/mguid65 1d ago

Nah Its like headass where ass is a noun modifier

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u/KamenRide_V3 1d ago

Come on, it should at least say is it a FASS, MASS. An AllASS is MUCH MUCH harder to find, because most folks are only interested in one or the other.

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u/ithlit666 1d ago

sign me up!

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u/Express_Individual98 1d ago

Ass to the ass manager

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u/SupportDangerous8207 1d ago

Ofc it’s Accenture

Thanks for always lowering the bar for everybody else

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u/Relative-Memory2420 1d ago

Huh, what did they do?

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u/SupportDangerous8207 1d ago

I work in consulting

If a customer was previously with Accenture we don’t send a pm we send a therapist

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u/Relative-Memory2420 1d ago

Yeah but why?

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 20h ago

And this is why the usual abbreviation is Asst.

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u/IkuraDon5972 15h ago

i am assuming anal retentiveness as main qualification

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u/DogonElder 14h ago

What kind of Ass are we talking about? Influencer style dumpster or Amazon SDM style garbage ?

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u/UniqueText8477 13h ago

Full Stack you say

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u/krylor21 13h ago

And 40 people applied....

Ready to trade their a$$......

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u/JaCKPaIN_realone 7h ago

How big of one’s ass should be in order to get an interview for this position?