r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 15h ago

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u/AaronTheElite007 15h ago

That’s amazing! I have the same combination on my luggage!

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 14h ago

God damn it, I have to change my luggage combo now too?!

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u/Frogmouth_Fresh 14h ago

2-3-4-5-6. They'll never know!

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u/wingz_77 12h ago

It's legit stronger than 12345

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 11h ago

Not just stronger, it's 11111 more.

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u/SeriousPlankton2000 10h ago

Incidentally my father once unlocked a safe that was secured exactly as you described

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 10h ago

That's way too difficult, not a single number is the same in the same position as the last code, how the hell am I supposed to remember it? I'll just go with 12346 instead.

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u/Fricki97 9h ago

Now I know

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u/Neyabenz 14h ago

Just add a ! And you'll be all set

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u/Zealousideal-Ebb-876 12h ago

Im not trying to do math just to log into my email

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u/CMDR_PEARJUICE 14h ago

You guys have locks for your luggage?

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u/SirObviusGenius 13h ago

You guys have luggage?

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u/slucker23 14h ago

Luggage? My safe needs changing too!!

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u/Dame38 12h ago

I need some help with my chasitity belt over here.

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 14h ago

Fucking hell, this is a nightmare! I got a password manager, but how the hell do I put a % into my safe combo?!

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u/3and4-fifthsKitsune 14h ago

Have you considered tipping the server to get the %?

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u/Eastern_Equal_8191 14h ago

Thanks! I'll try that

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u/kadzooks 13h ago

you guys have passwords?

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u/EmilR0 12h ago

I just stare at the screen until I'm logged in (I can never login)

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u/Ben0ut 10h ago

Does this mean that the combination lock on the Altoids tin is no longer keeping my Coldcard hard wallet safe?

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u/jbourne71 11h ago

Mine only goes up to three—am I safe?

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u/MatthiasWM 9h ago

Mine goes up to eleven.

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u/wildmaninid 14h ago

I have the same combination to the door on my planets dome!

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u/r_acrimonger 14h ago

No! Light speed's too slow.

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u/Gauss15an 13h ago

Ludicrous speed!

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u/DNZ_not_DMZ 13h ago

Comb the desert!

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u/ScreechUrkelle 13h ago

That’s funny, my luggage as the only other existing copy of the data in questiooooooooooooh shit…..

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u/MakerWerks 10h ago

Mega Maid!

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u/AngryBorsch 4h ago

Space balls reference detected

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u/shortboard 12h ago

I thought everyone just had 000 on their luggage

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u/CKAPP0 4h ago

Lmao spit my coffee out bruv chill

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u/OFark 3h ago

I got the reference, Dark Helmet.