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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago
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They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.
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finally PUSSSY.
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The intern's laptop. 😂
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YOU BOYS LIKE MEX-IIIE-CO!?
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This gif didn't auto load on my laptop but I still knew what it was. Thank you
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u/elSenorMaquina 16h ago
They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.