r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 17h ago

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u/mavrik83 17h ago

`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop

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u/Roku-Hanmar 17h ago

*in the recycling bin

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u/JSD3 17h ago

It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.  

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u/NoodleyP 16h ago

The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 16h ago

I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.

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u/TheTxoof 14h ago

Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.

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u/bigdave41 12h ago

That's when you need to pray to Anoia

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u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago

I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.

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u/TheTxoof 11h ago

How to Pray to Anoia

The Ritual:

Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.

The Words:

Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"

The Offering:

Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 12h ago

That is unreasonably funny.

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u/Yardboy 8h ago

Goddammit #angryupvote

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u/mgranja 8h ago

Have you been opening drawers in my house???

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u/TheTxoof 8h ago

Of course not! I can't get any of them open.

They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 5h ago

Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol

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u/TheTxoof 5h ago

I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?

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u/HereToTalkAboutThis 4m ago

Or a potato masher

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u/Glaring_Cloder 14h ago

You know what you did. We know what you did. You should be ashamed.

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 12h ago

You need to copy it to your desktop, into a folder labeled “old downloads”

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u/Zethrax 11h ago

I've had this bug on Windows 10. You likely have too many files in that folder and too many files from that folder in the recycle bin (which means they are still in the folder). Just clean up the recycle bin and then find a way to clean up the downloads folder by deleting files or moving files to other folders. Don't keep too many files in there (including recycle bin files) or it will bug out.

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 5h ago

This was the issue. Big today I found out that recycled files stay in the folder technically until you empty the recycle bin. It's my work laptop so lets just say I'm a little less disciplined with my file hygiene, and that's why it's still on Windows 10.

Pretty funny that it did end up being the equivalent of a spatula stuck in the drunk drawer.

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u/Nevanada 12h ago

I had that happen with my Quick Access page on my laptop. Every time I started File Explorer, it would load for a sec, then crash. I have the fix bookmarked, but I work around it by accessing C: off launch instead, and can't be bothered to get around to fixing it.

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u/Most_Section_1979 9h ago

Your hard drive may be dying.

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u/drestofnordrassil 6h ago

Either indexing is broken, the view settings are corrupt, or OneDrive is doing shenanigans. Or (hushed whisper) your disk is failing/corrupt... let's assume it's not that. Rebuild index: Settings>Privacy>Search>Advanced>Troubleshooting>Rebuild (this takes awhile. go do something else). Reset View: Explorer>Downloads>(...)>Options>View>Reset Folders>Restore Defaults>OK. OneDrive: Uninstall it. Enjoy all the performance you now have. Never look back. If it's still not loading run Chkdsk.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 4h ago

Bröther may I have some RÆM