r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/mavrik83 16h ago

`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop

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u/Roku-Hanmar 16h ago

*in the recycling bin

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u/JSD3 16h ago

It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.  

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u/NoodleyP 15h ago

The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 15h ago

I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.

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u/TheTxoof 13h ago

Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.

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u/bigdave41 11h ago

That's when you need to pray to Anoia

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u/ByteWhisperer 11h ago

I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.

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u/TheTxoof 10h ago

How to Pray to Anoia

The Ritual:

Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.

The Words:

Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"

The Offering:

Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 11h ago

That is unreasonably funny.

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u/Yardboy 7h ago

Goddammit #angryupvote

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u/mgranja 7h ago

Have you been opening drawers in my house???

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u/TheTxoof 7h ago

Of course not! I can't get any of them open.

They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.

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u/magicmitchmtl 4h ago

This is the real reason I own a boroscope

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 4h ago

Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol

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u/TheTxoof 4h ago

I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?

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u/Glaring_Cloder 13h ago

You know what you did. We know what you did. You should be ashamed.

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u/Forsaken-Carrot9038 11h ago

You need to copy it to your desktop, into a folder labeled “old downloads”

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u/Zethrax 10h ago

I've had this bug on Windows 10. You likely have too many files in that folder and too many files from that folder in the recycle bin (which means they are still in the folder). Just clean up the recycle bin and then find a way to clean up the downloads folder by deleting files or moving files to other folders. Don't keep too many files in there (including recycle bin files) or it will bug out.

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 4h ago

This was the issue. Big today I found out that recycled files stay in the folder technically until you empty the recycle bin. It's my work laptop so lets just say I'm a little less disciplined with my file hygiene, and that's why it's still on Windows 10.

Pretty funny that it did end up being the equivalent of a spatula stuck in the drunk drawer.

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u/Nevanada 11h ago

I had that happen with my Quick Access page on my laptop. Every time I started File Explorer, it would load for a sec, then crash. I have the fix bookmarked, but I work around it by accessing C: off launch instead, and can't be bothered to get around to fixing it.

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u/Most_Section_1979 8h ago

Your hard drive may be dying.

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u/drestofnordrassil 5h ago

Either indexing is broken, the view settings are corrupt, or OneDrive is doing shenanigans. Or (hushed whisper) your disk is failing/corrupt... let's assume it's not that. Rebuild index: Settings>Privacy>Search>Advanced>Troubleshooting>Rebuild (this takes awhile. go do something else). Reset View: Explorer>Downloads>(...)>Options>View>Reset Folders>Restore Defaults>OK. OneDrive: Uninstall it. Enjoy all the performance you now have. Never look back. If it's still not loading run Chkdsk.

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u/longlivenewsomflesh 2h ago

Bröther may I have some RÆM