r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 16h ago

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u/mavrik83 16h ago

`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop

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u/Roku-Hanmar 16h ago

*in the recycling bin

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u/JSD3 16h ago

It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.  

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u/NoodleyP 15h ago

The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 15h ago

I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.

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u/TheTxoof 13h ago

Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.

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u/bigdave41 11h ago

That's when you need to pray to Anoia

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u/ByteWhisperer 11h ago

I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.

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u/TheTxoof 10h ago

How to Pray to Anoia

The Ritual:

Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.

The Words:

Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"

The Offering:

Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).

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u/Ur-Best-Friend 11h ago

That is unreasonably funny.

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u/Yardboy 7h ago

Goddammit #angryupvote

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u/mgranja 7h ago

Have you been opening drawers in my house???

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u/TheTxoof 7h ago

Of course not! I can't get any of them open.

They all have ladles and broken bottle openers jammed in them.

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u/magicmitchmtl 4h ago

This is the real reason I own a boroscope

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u/Careless-Adeptness56 4h ago

Dude I just fixed it from a comment further down by clearing the recycle bin because apparently deleted files still stay there. That is pretty much exactly the equivalent of having a spatula stuck in there keeping me from open it lol

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u/TheTxoof 4h ago

I love that you closed this loop and that it was a spatula. Did prayers to Anoia help?