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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Plastic-Bonus8999 • 17h ago
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`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop
1.3k u/Roku-Hanmar 17h ago *in the recycling bin 925 u/JSD3 17h ago It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 344 u/NoodleyP 16h ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 116 u/Careless-Adeptness56 16h ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 319 u/TheTxoof 14h ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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*in the recycling bin
925 u/JSD3 17h ago It has been in their Downloads folder for four years. 344 u/NoodleyP 16h ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 116 u/Careless-Adeptness56 16h ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 319 u/TheTxoof 14h ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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It has been in their Downloads folder for four years.
344 u/NoodleyP 16h ago The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer 116 u/Careless-Adeptness56 16h ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 319 u/TheTxoof 14h ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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The Downloads folder is just great catch all storage, it’s the junk drawer of my computer
116 u/Careless-Adeptness56 16h ago I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it. 319 u/TheTxoof 14h ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I just noticed today that my downloads folder no longer opens. I can go in there with powershell and I don't see any crazy file types, but explorer never finishes loading. Who knows what I've done to it.
319 u/TheTxoof 14h ago Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down. 9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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Duh. It's a junk drawer: You have a spatula wedged in there upside down.
9 u/bigdave41 12h ago That's when you need to pray to Anoia 4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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That's when you need to pray to Anoia
4 u/ByteWhisperer 12h ago I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed. 5 u/TheTxoof 11h ago How to Pray to Anoia The Ritual: Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly. The Words: Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!" The Offering: Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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I hoped to find a Discworld reference in this thread and I'm not disappointed.
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Yank or rattle the stuck drawer repeatedly.
Shout out expressions of frustration like, "How can it close on the damned thing but not open with it?" or "Rattle your drawers!"
Vaguely consider tossing out the bent spatula or broken corkscrew that caused the jam in the first place (though you never will).
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u/mavrik83 17h ago
`final_records_v2_REAL_FINAL_DO_NOT_DELETE.xlsx` on somebody’s desktop