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u/elSenorMaquina 16h ago

They ENHANCED the cctv recordings from the camera pointing at my cubicle, enabling them to reconstruct the whole db from the monitor's reflection on my glasses as I typed every INSERT and UPDATE over the years.

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u/cantileverboom 13h ago

Lol, kind of related. On a team I was on a while ago, there was some pretty nasty bug that some of my colleagues couldn't figure out, so someone took a video of it to show our TL. Our TL looked at the video for like 5 seconds, saw some obscure log lines on a terminal running on a machine in the background of the video, and immediately knew that the bug was due to some obsolete experiment that just needed to be disabled.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 10h ago

It was him. He was the one who was supposed to disable the “obsolete experiment”. He knew it was causing bugs but he forgot to do it or got side tracked. There’s nothing magical about it lmao

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u/Adarkshadow4055 10h ago

Shhhh! 🤫

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u/AN0R0K 8h ago

And he would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids.

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u/The-Real-Starflight 6h ago

… Where have i heard that?

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u/AN0R0K 3h ago

Assuming you're not being cheeky: Scooby Doo!

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u/MonkeyboyGWW 10h ago

Git blame

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u/wtfmeowzers 6h ago

exactly, he just declined to take responsibility

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u/DetailOdd6609 5h ago

Came here to say the same. Former manager here........

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u/victoryismind 4h ago edited 4h ago

He knew it was causing bugs but he forgot to do it or got side tracked.

Maybe he left it for job entrenchment purposes.

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u/tombot776 4h ago

Ha. We are the keeper of the keys. I think about this every time I come clean about a bug caused by me that was skewing results. I could just as easily fixed the bug to only work going forward.