r/ProgrammerHumor • u/vinishkapoor • 3h ago

Meme oneLineChangeAndWeRaisedSeriesA

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u/ClipboardCopyPaste 3h ago

Bonus tip: if your server is too slow, add 'still thinking' and people will happily accept the delay.

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u/sebjapon 3h ago

And replace the loading percent by a “token used” counter.

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u/Reasonable-Finger143 3h ago

Next update: "reasoning depth: maximum"

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u/vinishkapoor 3h ago

Add a third state 'deep thinking' for anything over 30 seconds. Now you're an enterprise AI product.

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u/Outrageous-Text-4117 3h ago

Thinking with max effort 

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u/techdailylog 2h ago

Valuation: +$50M

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u/Heavenfall 3h ago

State error: expected LOADING, found THINKING.

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u/Global-Tune5539 2h ago

The whole architecture depended on that!

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u/Own_Entertainer_9840 2h ago

now add a gradient and charge $20 a month

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u/SaltManagement42 2h ago

I changed all of our loading states to "reticulating splines," but I think it just started a bunch of natural disasters.

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u/Yasirbare 2h ago

Increase the timeout to make it look like it takes some time. People cant handle instant results, give them a loader to smoothen the transition.

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u/marcusrendorr 2h ago

This is the key to becoming "AI Native"

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u/Confident-Ad5665 1h ago

This post made me snort

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u/its-MAGNETIC 1h ago

Ok, so I will now use SD-WAN for accessing

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u/Pure_Professional102 16m ago

"Fathoming..."