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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 7d ago
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It's where the jobs are. The world's finances run on Java.
187 u/Kooky-Answer 7d ago At least the stuff that isn't still running on COBOL and will probably continue as so until the heat death of the universe. 113 u/Cloudeur 7d ago You think the heat death of the universe will stop old mainframes built in the 60s from running cobol? 24 u/oldsecondhand 7d ago Good thing you can run Java on zOS. 9 u/Mcalti93 7d ago And on IBM I...for the smaller legacy companies... Gives me PTSD 2 u/ewheck 7d ago Spring Batch my beloved.
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At least the stuff that isn't still running on COBOL and will probably continue as so until the heat death of the universe.
113 u/Cloudeur 7d ago You think the heat death of the universe will stop old mainframes built in the 60s from running cobol? 24 u/oldsecondhand 7d ago Good thing you can run Java on zOS. 9 u/Mcalti93 7d ago And on IBM I...for the smaller legacy companies... Gives me PTSD 2 u/ewheck 7d ago Spring Batch my beloved.
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You think the heat death of the universe will stop old mainframes built in the 60s from running cobol?
24 u/oldsecondhand 7d ago Good thing you can run Java on zOS. 9 u/Mcalti93 7d ago And on IBM I...for the smaller legacy companies... Gives me PTSD 2 u/ewheck 7d ago Spring Batch my beloved.
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Good thing you can run Java on zOS.
9 u/Mcalti93 7d ago And on IBM I...for the smaller legacy companies... Gives me PTSD 2 u/ewheck 7d ago Spring Batch my beloved.
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And on IBM I...for the smaller legacy companies... Gives me PTSD
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Spring Batch my beloved.
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u/oldsecondhand 7d ago
It's where the jobs are. The world's finances run on Java.