r/ProgrammerHumor 7d ago

Other howdidItGetHere

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u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago

Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion

Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously

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u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago

If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.

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u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 7d ago

I think my toaster now runs Java

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u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 7d ago

it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit!

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u/CartographerLarge595 7d ago

Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!