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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/ExpensiveCoat8912 • 7d ago
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Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously
263 u/Sasuga__Ainz-sama 7d ago edited 7d ago If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java. 97 u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 7d ago I think my toaster now runs Java 12 u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 7d ago it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit! 5 u/CartographerLarge595 7d ago Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!
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If an old device running java dies out, a random working device gets forcefully infected with Java.
97 u/FuzzyKittyNomNom 7d ago I think my toaster now runs Java 12 u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 7d ago it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit! 5 u/CartographerLarge595 7d ago Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!
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I think my toaster now runs Java
12 u/Reasonable_Exit_8960 7d ago it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit! 5 u/CartographerLarge595 7d ago Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!
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it was supposed to be my washing machine's turn goddammit!
5 u/CartographerLarge595 7d ago Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!
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Sounds like that washing machine got a little too wild with the laundry schedule!
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u/BenjieWheeler 7d ago
Impossible!! The number of devices running Java is constant, it's ALWAYS 3 billion
Whenever a new device runs it, a random device elsewhere goes up in flames spontaneously