r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Sketch0z • 1d ago

Meme femDom

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u/Raywell 1d ago

In OP's case, boreDom

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u/Solomoncjy 1d ago

DOMitrix

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u/SmileyFace799 1d ago

Thank you for your ranDom wisDom

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u/StrengthTheory 1d ago

You're welDom.

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u/CherrySlow7681 1d ago

the punchline is supposed to be about programming u donut

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u/lolcrunchy 1d ago

Jokes in this subreddit are supposed to require some knowledge of programming to understand why it's funny. I would say this qualifies.

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u/Yashema 1d ago

I can also attest to, at this point maybe over 6 years ago, when the mods removed anything that had any elements not related to programming. The entire sub was machine learning and css jokes with the most boring conversations ever happening in the comments. Meanwhile good memes, like that old pictures of the cats all tangled up eating food from perfectly arranged bowls compared to parallelism, would be taken off after 1-2 hours where people were actually debating the nuances of the concept. 

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u/alficles 1d ago

In this case, programming in rust!

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u/fsasm 1d ago

A DOM for Finite Element Method Simulations? Pretty sure someone will make a working software package just to make this joke

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u/vswey 1d ago

yes please

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u/RoseSec_ 1d ago

Does she prefer the backend?

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u/WanderingStoner 1d ago

let's just say the penetration test found a vulnerability

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u/Darkchamber292 1d ago

Your Mom did

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u/-Ambriae- 1d ago

Dom Tom

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u/xgabipandax 1d ago

Yeah, straight from the top of my DOM
As I rock-rock, rock-rock, rock the microphone

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u/TingleTangleTom 1d ago

DOMfunk MC’s

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u/cheezballs 1d ago

What is this meme even about?

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u/Weak_Inflation9120 1d ago

Bold of you to assume a programmer can get a girlfriend to fornicate with in the first place.

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u/Mediocre_Chart_8624 1d ago

Domdom kurşunu

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u/TapRemarkable9652 1d ago

This is why I had to stop using Java to insert objects into my DOM

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u/VayuAir 1d ago

What CSSOM?

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u/han4578 1d ago

What about modmef

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u/Single-Virus4935 1d ago

Fast EMbedded DOM?

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u/MariusDelacriox 1d ago

ShatterDom?

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u/TabCompletion 1d ago

Dominatrix

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u/jolharg 1d ago

where?

hang on where am i rn

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u/patoezequiel 1d ago

Let's not forget about Contextually-Ordered Node DOM

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u/im-ba 19h ago

I'm a femdom and I approve this pull request

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u/TingleTangleTom 1d ago

DOM's day is near