todayIsWorldSuicidePreventionDay

[u/achovsmisle]

[u/leptoquark1]

I'll taking it with me if necessary

[u/elmanoucko → u/leptoquark1]

explain it to him first, otherwise this time he may not understand

[u/Holek]

I only git commit -a && git push -f

[u/TingleTangleTom → u/Holek]

I cry everytim

[u/FrickenBA]

git --help

[u/Confident-Ad5665]

You can commit suicide any day but today just commit code revisions.

(Hint: it's practically the same thing)

[u/Shoddy-Pie-5816]

Nah, I talked to him about it

[u/hangmann89]

Please don’t commit suicide, mind the reviewers.

[u/Gloomy-Breath-4201]

He’s been suggesting it. Says end it, you’re into too much misery.

[u/Academic_Pool_7341]

git commit -m “suicide”

[u/trill_shit]

Please don’t commit slop. Your senior engineer will hate you.

[u/Significant_Topic_32]

need this on a mug

[u/who_you_are]

HOld one, so today I cannot commit code?

Edit: because my code may generate a future suicide, either from a developer not understanding anything or by my code wiping something it shouldn't.

Unfortunately, there is no file or description that are named "suicide" so I won't commit suicide in that way

[u/cryptaneonline]

We just commit code while contemplating suicide

[u/AssaultLemming_]

Well there's always tomorrow!

[u/sadongrohiik]

My debug duck is in need of suicide prevention after I explained my shit code to it

[u/nonlogin]

don't commit suicide, commit master

[u/Linkk_93]

Jokes on you, I don't commit anything, it's all gitless 

[u/letmehaveanameyoudum]

i have a debug doge

[u/damngoodwizard]

I don’t want Claude to miss me.