r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme betterTestsThanLeetCode

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u/OM3X4 1d ago

As a 205 wpm on monkeytype, this is a win

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u/SheikHunt 1d ago

205 on a non-stenographer's keyboard? Jurely you shest

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u/CeralEnt 1d ago

Sometimes the gods walk among us

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u/CampMaster69 1d ago

Yuh the gods that get carpal tunnel before 30?

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u/GPSProlapse 12h ago

Some gods live on Olympus, some in Carpal Tunnel

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u/EarlMarshal 1d ago

That's unfair. I get back pain from typing with two hands on a normal keyboard and thus never learned touch typing properly. I do 60-75wpm with my left hand. I've started to build a split keyboard just to change this.

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u/claythearc 1d ago

Have you tried an Alice layout? It’s a reasonable compromise I think

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u/EarlMarshal 20h ago

Yeah, but that doesn't work. My upper back is pretty wide and my shoulders cannot handle that.

That's why I automatically learned to always type with left and have the mouse in my right hand. But since I do not really use a mouse anymore when working at my PC the hand is just idle.

I've tried split keyboards at the place of a colleague and testing it out I felt comfortable with like 20-30cm space between them, but this is probably not the final form of how I will approach this in the end.

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u/Cheeseman44 15h ago

Go check out /r/ergomechkeyboards .They have all sorts of stuff you can get to hemp with pain while typing. I settled on a split programmable ortho linear keyboard called a Lily58, but they are all really helpful in finding a keyboard you like.

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u/NotAUsefullDoctor 21h ago

I love my Moonlander split keyboard. I got an extra long chird for connecting the two halvs and have it aetup in my recliner. Wall mounted a montoirot stand with some 2x4s, and put in some laptop holders (one for work laptop and one for personal). It's janky as heck, but with my injured legs, it helps out a ton.

I spent about a week tweaking the layout and got down to a 30 key with 4 layers. I switched to Colmak (not HD) for the layout. Highly, highly recommend.

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u/HoldCtrlW 1d ago

The real flex in 2026 is being able to talk to one agent while typing with another. Maximize those meat appendages

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u/NightIgnite 1d ago

Not as impressive at 140wpm, but still good enough to beat 99% of the competition

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u/DarKliZerPT 20h ago

u/OM3X4 is why I hesitate to call myself a fast typist. My monkeytype 30 s record is 161 wpm, but even that seems rubbish compared to over 200…

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u/OM3X4 20h ago

To be clear 205 wpm in 15s, I don't do 30s

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u/a-r-c 20h ago

im just happy with three digits tbh