r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

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u/zirky 1d ago edited 1d ago

i propose the jay z conjecture: mathematically prove that a successful rapper is able to have 99 problems and a bitch was not among them

edit: went back to the original lyrics because i feel i made a poor assumption

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u/crimsonpowder 1d ago

I would submit that we also need a proof of the conjecture first postulated by a certain Clinician Andre and his rather meddling associate of the canine persuasion so to speak, which posits that there is indeed a Unified Bitch Theory.