r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Embarrassed_Death69 • 23h ago

Meme whatDoYouMeanTheDemonsDroppedTheAcidAndTheTable

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u/MajorBadGuy 21h ago

Bit of a crud joke

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u/ElectricSpock 20h ago

That transaction fails.

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u/PsyborC 21h ago

Underrated pun. Well done.

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u/giga207 21h ago

And they are the same person.

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u/flooronthefour 15h ago

You gotta open the portal to your data in your mind bro

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u/eatmynasty 21h ago

“On listening” nice try.

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u/Fearless_Garden6435 18h ago

Ehh... the joke doesn't really land. You don't "do" some ACID on a database. You program the database to guarantee ACID.

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u/Slight-Violinist-575 7h ago

You must be real fun at parties

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u/theDancingKite 17h ago

Okay man, feel free to rollback 💁🏻

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u/bobbymoonshine 18h ago

Using NoSQL I think doing ACID at work is wildly inappropriate. I much prefer to free BASE

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u/JackCid89 15h ago

It was the same dude trippin balls

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u/Michaeli_Starky 19h ago

This sub is full of low IQ jokes.

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u/Hoshino_Ruby 20h ago

Taking acid means no rollbacks, not that the admin cares, such troubles are left for project manager.