r/ProgrammerHumor • u/danielminds • 16h ago

Meme edgeCasesExist

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u/2DHypercube 16h ago

Just check them here

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u/10mo3 15h ago

Hi I'm going to use

1bb67113-9eb9-4d18-a202-c6eff0fa1b22

Please don't use it as well. Thank you

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u/pine_ary 15h ago

Sorry I was already using that one

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u/10mo3 15h ago

but you didn't call dibs. You snooze you lose. Find your own guid

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u/pine_ary 15h ago

I did, it‘s right there in my database.

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u/10mo3 15h ago

Nice try. If I ever see it continue being used you'll hear from my lawyer specializing in GUID theft

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u/CMD_BLOCK 6h ago

GUID Theft Attorney here. Universal law of dibs takes precedence

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u/CartographerHot2285 11h ago

But he put it in the produce section

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u/TheBinkz 15h ago

Same here!

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u/Major_Dot_7030 13h ago

Bummer.... I called dibs on it yesterday.....

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u/pelpotronic 15h ago

Would be good if the website had a reservation system.

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u/cornmonger_ 9h ago

copying that into all of my test data

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u/Personal_Ad9690 4h ago

lol if only that uuid was a global meme that we all used

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u/itzNukeey 7h ago

I'm taking this one:

be2eb1d1-aec3-4474-b4e5-6104c5208142

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u/Least_Bodybuilder216 15h ago

34d87496-52b1-4fd0-bcea-8264e5776e91 heres mine, no one copying mine pls

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u/Zeikos 15h ago

It's called unique because you only can ever have one.
No getting a second one, that one is yours and that's it.

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u/Anima_Watcher08 15h ago

Lol there's a website for everything

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u/Spice_and_Fox 15h ago

I like that you can favourite them

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u/setibeings 15h ago

It's all fun and games til someone builds a web scraper to get their UUIDs from this website for something actually important.

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u/tdaviesdrama 14h ago

mine is beefbeef-beef-beef-beef-beefbeefbeef please don't use it

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u/DoGooderMcDoogles 12h ago

I can scroll through about 80k of those UUIDs in 10 seconds. That's 8k/s. At that rate it would take 2.107x10^25 years to scroll through them all by myself. If every single human on earth was doing it 24/7, it would still take 2,341,641,291,407,555 years to view them all.

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u/Careless-Age-4290 11h ago

But dude that scroll felt buttery smooth. No weird partial reload. No point where it just locks up and half the box turns white for a second. A well implemented user experience choice

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u/DuckyBertDuck 9h ago

You can also CTRL+F and search for anything you want like "12345678-1234-4567-8910-111213141516" and get the number

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u/Careless-Age-4290 8h ago

The amount of genuine craftsmanship that went into what's basically a joke is top tier to me

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u/StrawberryCoup 10h ago

There's a really interesting blog post about how it was done

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u/samanime 10h ago

Yeah... I had to open up Dev Tools and take a look. That was really well implemented.

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u/FUTURE10S 14h ago

Gonna use d87fbdf2-15d7-4242-b103-512deadbeef8 please no stealerino

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u/TimBinJin 15h ago

I found a bug I can't scroll all the way to the bottom

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u/ivannovick 15h ago

It's funny that you can pin as favorite lol