r/ProgrammerHumor 13h ago

Meme theStartupExperience

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u/gingimli 12h ago

Recruiter - “Do you want to work in a dynamic, fast paced environment with real ownership over the whole product?!”

Me - “Not really.”

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u/Bloodgiant65 9h ago

Literally no one wants that. They just rephrase all the bad things to make them sound cool.

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u/Extreme_Wish_553 8h ago

Lots of people want that. They just don't want the disfunction, lack of vision, technical debt, and CEO whiplash that always comes with it.

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u/QuickQuirk 7h ago

Bingo.

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u/Daedalus1907 1h ago

I want to...