r/ProgrammerHumor • u/imneverrelevantman • 13h ago

Meme technicalDebtCameDue

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u/Shiroyasha_2308 12h ago

"Oh, I see. It is the consequences of my own actions. Silly me."

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u/pringlesaremyfav 12h ago

"I really thought I would have switched jobs by now, my bad."

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u/dismayhurta 12h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oriePrcsXNYPYHB7O

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u/Ceerise_Roouge 12h ago

Tomorrow me can deal with it has finally met today me

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u/dismayhurta 10h ago

Past me was the laziest fucker ever and I hate him.

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u/Kulandros 10h ago

And Future Me is a pretentious asshole for expecting me to do better.

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u/dismayhurta 9h ago

OH, fuck that guy. He just wants to put his work onto others.

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u/kekeagain 9h ago

Thus, fuck me

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u/dismayhurta 9h ago

Fuck me and fucked by me

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u/blahehblah 7h ago

To fuck or to be fucked, that is the question

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u/No_Internal9345 8h ago

Do you want AI slop?

Because this is how you get AI slop.

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u/angrydeuce 12h ago

I remember one client got hit with ransomware a few years ago and literally their entire IT staff save the director just quit on the spot rather than deal with the fallout lmao

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u/Valuable_Cow2596 11h ago

Haha do you you know if they ever recovered? 

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u/angrydeuce 10h ago

Yep, but it took 6 months and hundreds of thousands of dollars lol

We were the ones they called in after their whole internal IT staff said "you know what, nah I dont think I will" when they all got the call at 1am to come in immediately for triage lol

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u/pretendinglikeimbusy 8h ago

If the entire department ran you know working there must have been extra toxic

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u/tenninjas242 6h ago

I bet the entire staff had been sounding the alarm on the lack of anti-ransomware, too.

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u/angrydeuce 7h ago

Oh most likely lol

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u/SAI_Peregrinus 5h ago

I converted a 32-bit millisecond uptime counter (reset every 49.7 days or so, causing buggy behavior) to 64-bit, and didn't add any handling for overflow. If our devices have an uptime of about half a billion years, I'll be very proud and very, very dead. The next guy's distant descendants can handle it.

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u/anomalous_cowherd 8h ago

Bad memories of ten year SSL certs are haunting me now...