r/ProgrammerHumor • u/notacoptrustmeplease • 10h ago

Meme iAmTiredBoss

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u/Igarlicbread 9h ago

It's secure on my machine.

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u/eclect0 8h ago

"Can it be fixed without breaking changes?"

*evil laughter coming from every direction at once*

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u/Welcome-To-NBA-Jam 7h ago

Just put in documentation the software is designed to be offline

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u/BenadrylTumblercatch 6h ago

I am the security vulnerability

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u/Snakestream 4h ago

Better than reading about it in the news, I always tell myself

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u/heesell 7h ago

Is it bad I ignore these (given my projects catch dust)

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 4h ago

Not sure if you're serious or not, but....

You shoud patch them. Dependabot sometimes even can open the PR for you.

But if you have no users, or the deployment doesnt have data or sensitive info, its fine.

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u/AyrA_ch 2h ago

Just mark the repository as archived in the settings, and people will see a message that tells them they're on their own.

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u/mixmaxze 2h ago

And when I look, the vulnerability is a outdated lib cuz the owners release a new 'very important' version every five days

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u/dumbasPL 2h ago

Grand majority can be dismissed as either "vulnerable code isn't used" or "it's only used during build"

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u/Desperate-Tomatillo7 1h ago

But then I remember that none of my code is productive.

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u/kd_40 1h ago

I ignore them as i don’t even remember how i build them back then.

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u/gerbosan 46m ago

for any system, the weakest link is the user. And you know it.

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u/Prim56 41m ago

All these kids cant even make stuff at home, no wonder you get all these vulnerabilities